Many people have asked me*, “Jimmy, why do you plan on leaving such a brilliant career in unrecognized comedy writing to teach English to high school students?” I firmly believe that the value of literature is that it helps us to understand ourselves and the world around us. In addition, studying literature involves developing skills like empathy that help us better ourselves.
Today’s common writing error is the most baffling to me, because I see no logical reason for anyone to use “and” when they mean “an.” I continue to see people write sentences such as, “I am and adult!” Does anyone have a theory about why people do this?
That’s all for now. I have to read a Henry James story, “The Beast in the Jungle,” for my American Literature class. I don’t trust anyone with two first names, especially when both of those names are English monarchs.
UPDATE: I finished the story. Surprisingly, it wasn’t about a man with a ridiculously thick swath of pubic hair.
